you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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