Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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