Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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