He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
A+ Viking dick
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
