its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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