I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm at about main and main street
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I see more hoeing in ur future
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