This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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