I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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