woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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