She's JV to your varsity
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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