out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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