trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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