But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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