You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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