Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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