return my video game
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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