so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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