Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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