I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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