Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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