I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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