question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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