That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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