Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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