In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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