i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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