So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm really busy with my period
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