S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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