Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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