i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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