The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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