I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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