he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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