Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
All I want is dick and wine.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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