Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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