well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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