I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I could make wine with my vomit
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
