Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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