i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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