Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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