I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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