Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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