I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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