Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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