And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
