You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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