Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
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My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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