so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
foreskin is a definite game changer
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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