Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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