i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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