This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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