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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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