I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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