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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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