I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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